And the Greatest Magic Article of All Time Is…
michaelj | February 9, 2009 | 9:57 pm… Who’s the Beatdown.
I bet that was really hard for you to figure out.
But the process by which we’ve made it official-official is quite interesting if I do say so myself.
Last week I polled ten luminaries of the game and Magic media online and asked them all the following email:
Hello beloved person reading this email.
BDM and I are doing an experiment. Please give me five minutes of your time. Don’t just shotgun an answer back (I assume you want to participate because you are a good person). Think a sec.
What in your opinion are the five most significant Magic: The Gathering articles ever?
You can include tournament reports, strategy articles, primers, whatever you want. You can define significant however you want. But keep it to five nominees.
We are polling 10 knowledgeable people on this. We are going to tally up the votes, then send the same question out tomorrow or so to you same people, but with the numbers attached. Then we want you to look at the responses and answer the same question again. All very scientific, I know.
Remember - I was an English major.
Thanks in advance.
–m
My initial lineup included myself, but as I my initial internal monologue ballots all included four or so Flores articles, I elected to recuse myself and invite basically the most popular Magic media person of the present day — misterorange Evan Erwin — into my spot in the ten judges. Those judges were / are (in no particular order):
- Brian David-Marshall: Pro Tour Historian; Top8Magic; Dave Price Fan Club; reporter
- Bill Stark: The Starkington Post; everywhere editor, intern, reporter, and networker
- Aaron Forsythe: Magic R&D; former editor magicthegathering.com
- Scott Johns: former editor TCGPlayer.com; producer magicthegathering.com, Pro Tour Champion
- Randy Buehler: former grand poohbah of Magic R&D; Pro Tour Champion; Hall of Fame
- Zvi Mowshowitz: fomer columnist EVERYWHERE (The Dojo, New Wave, TCGPlayer, Star City); Pro Tour Champion; Hall of Fame
- Jonathan Becker: former voice of the Pro Tour; Tongo Nation
- Rich Hagon: present voice of the Pro Tour; Mox Radio
- Teddy Knutson: former Managing Editor Star City Games; former editor magicthegathering.com; avid networker, reporter, and student of Magic media
- Evan Erwin: beloved Storyteller; The Magic Show
I wanted a couple of things out of my ballot-casters (Bill is going to follow up with a poll of current Star City writers for The Starkington Post for a different perspective):
- I wanted only those who are “students of the game” in the online publishing sense, that is, people who love the writing as much as the game, editors, and those who have probably read the important articles (that eliminated otherwise potentially deserving candidates like The Ferrett or Eric Taylor who have large gaps in their knowledge base or activity)
- I wanted “my” group of core coverage to be represented - namely me, Teddy K, BDM, and Becker, of which only BDM is still active. Our late nights convinced me that these were the people with the best opinions and if you check Becker’s revision to my own ballot, you’ll see what I mean; and yes, I realize the irony of recusing myself.
- I wanted a mix of authority from different rich perspectives: writers, players, editors, reporters all; you’ll notice that every person on this ballot fills at least two sets of shoes; Bill holds a Grand Prix Top 8 as well as a publishing background nearly as diverse as my own, and even Evan (whom you might consider one-dimensional) is both an Invitationalist and a top content contributor as well as being as or more beloved by the community as anyone else on the list.
My initial ballot (recused, remember) was in no particular order:
Who’s the Beatdown
Silver Bullets [sorry, gotta buy Deckade :)]
Clear the Land and the Fundamental Turn
Schools of Magic
Sligh decks (History and Theory)
However after speaking with Jonathan Becker (remember my ballot is recused!) I refined my five articles to be -1 Flores, +1 Mowshowitz; to wit:
Who’s the Beatdown
Who’s the Beatdown II: Multitasking [sorry, gotta buy Zvi's book(s)]
Clear the Land and the Fundamental Turn
Schools of Magic
Sligh decks (History and Theory)
This, by the way, is the exact ballot cast by Zvi Mowshowitz.
We will examine other individual ballots in future episodes this week, but for now, the top 5* most significant Magic articles of all time:
Who’s the Beatdown, Mike Flores (10 votes)
The New Pool Halls, Gambling and Magic - Brian Hacker; Clear the Land and the Fundamental Turn - Zvi Mowshowitz; Schools of Magic, Robert Hahn
And in a three-way tie for fifth place: Tournament Reports - Jamie Wakefield; Stuck in the Middle with Bruce - John Rizzo; and Who’s the Beatdown II: Multitasking - Zvi Mowshowitz
* Okay, okay - Top 4-7! Remember what I said about being an English major!
Keep in mind three things:
1) Bill Stark refused to cast more than three votes.
2) We designed this poll specifically for revision; the same judges will be asked again based on this week’s blog posts.
3) If my ballot counted, Who’s the Beatdown II: Multitasking would have been Top 5. I’m guessing it will be on the re-polling anyway.
More to come,
LOVE
MIKE
PS - by writer:
Flores 13
Mowshowitz 6
Wakefield 4
Hacker 3
Hahn 3
Price 2
Rizzo 2
Taylor 2
Chapin 1
Ellis 1
Erwin 1
Finkel 1
Forsythe 1
Hill 1
Johns 1
Knutson 1
Kusumoto 1
McKeown 1
Rosewater 1
Weil 1
Weissman 1



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I think there should be more long-time website and magazine editors on your selection committee. Those guys know everything.
Mark Rosewater’s first “Timmy/Johnny/Spike” redefined how Magic Players think about themselves, plus it’s been read by a lot more people than most of the other options. It needs to be in the top five.
I think listing Wakefield’s whole book is cheating (why not just list Deckade?) and suggest that It’s All About the Dinosaurs is a good pick from him. As a bonus, it includes lots of references to Chad Ellis’s “Danger of Cool Plays” article, which I personally liked a lot.
Agreed with Who’s the Beatdown and The New Pool Halls.
I’d probably go with Schools of Magic or Bruce for my fifth place. Or possibly “They Call Me Mr. Scrub”, but it can’t be all that significant if I’m the only one who remembers it.
I have a question for Mike…
Mike, when you refer to the greatest writers of all time you mention people like John Shuler or Brian Hacker or Eric Taylor. I love reading articles/tournament reports/stories/theory pieces/whatever about magic, but those guys were simply before my time, and I can’t seem to find any of their old articles.
I was wondering if perhaps you could provide a bunch of links or something to those old articles/reports/etc.
Congrats on your poll. Winning’s always fun.
-Andy
Andy this should get your juices flowing:
http://www.classicdojo.org/
or
http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.thedojo.com/
1. Who’s the Beatdown
2. Schools of Magic (and as an extension, Finding the Tinker Deck)
3. Clear the Land and the Fundamental Turn
4. Everything is a Time Walk
5. Sligh Decks, History and Theory (and as an extension, Philosophy of Fire)
I have not read Who’s the Beatdown II.
My list:
1. Who’s the Beatdown
2. Schools of Magic
3. Clear the Land and the Fundamental Turn
4. Systemic Thought (most underrated article ever!)
5. Tournament Reports
Silly boy. The fact that I don’t reference the articles doesn’t mean that I haven’t read them; I haven’t the encyclopedic knowledge that you do or Teddy does, but I WAS reading The Dojo way back when. I’m just not terribly good at Magic, is all. *g*
That said, even had you asked, I wouldn’t have answered. I can’t make lists without having to re-read them all; hell, when Craig asked me for the best articles of 2008 I stammered.
That said, I would have certainly answered, off the top of my head, pointedly ignoring what you wrote to see how it lines up:
Who’s the Beatdown?
Clear the Land and the Fundamental Turn
EDT’s first article on tempo
Stuck in the Middle with Bruce
…which would leave me with one, which I would waffle over for the rest of my damn life. (EDIT: Having read yours, I’d probably go with Schools of Magic as my fifth.)
Largely agree for the most part, but don’t seem to remember Zvi writing a follow-up to Who’s The Beatdown.
… So I’m downright curious, as I didn’t really expect my name to come up anywhere in this particular discussion, which one of mine made it anywhere near someone’s short-list, if you don’t mind my asking?
–S.
Though I do agree with Zvi ballot, as well as enjoy the chance to reread most of these just from the well placed links, I questions Mikes motives on this. Was this a persuit of knowledge or an attempt to be crowned champ for future bragging. Either way made my day
Hrm… definitely a no-holds-barred slant toward articles that help you get better at winning tournaments; I’m guilty of it myself. But the instructions are more open-ended. Magic is more than winning tournaments, although that’s the stuff that gets canonized. I’m sure if I thought about it more in that way I’d want to include something by Rosewater at the very least.
Sean: I assume Scott Johns listed the Invasion R/G breakdown. I would have. You probably know the Zvi article, if not by that title. It’s the one on inevitability.
the confusion re: Who’s the beatdown II is that most people remember it as the (non flores) Inevitability article
here is a link to the article. You will likely have to paste: http://members.pundak.co.il/magic/viewtopic.php?t=11871&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=&sid=9aaef258ac88ad422c1013b976de871f
Monty: I was the sole vote for Ellis’ Danger of Cool Things
for the record this was my mail to Mike re: my votes:
“in no particular order:
Clear the Land - Fundamental Turn - zvi
Who’s the beatdown - Flores
Inevitability (Who’s the beatdown II) - zvi
Danger of cool things - Ellis
Picking the right plan - flores
I think articles that were close include:
Tempo is really interesting - flores
Mulligans - EDT
Tempo - EDT
Stop being so casual - forsythe
Philosophy of fire - flores
Silver bullets - flores
And i REALLY wanted to list Tomfidence (me), because I think it should be more influential than it is, obv, lol”
Andy: I wrote two short bits a while ago for SCG with 10 old article links:
http://www.starcitygames.com/magic/misc/5150_Five_Blasts_From_The_Past.html
this one has The Rogue Strategy (Flores), Technically Perfect Play (wakefield), Redemption Report (march hare/otter driver - humor), Mulligans (EDT) and Stop Being So Casual (Forsythe)
and
http://www.starcitygames.com/magic/misc/5236_Blasts_From_The_Past_Part_II_Impulse_Like_Flores.html
this one has Investment Theory (Flores), Virtual Card Advantage (EDT), Recipe for Success (gallitz), Impulse like a Pro I and II (Porky - Humor) and 1998 Worlds Report (Buehler).
If there are specific articles you are looking for, let me know and i’ll see what I can do to help track em down
This concept is AWESOME (and definitely gets me pumped about the upcoming Zvi book)! I’m looking forward to seeing what the revised list looks like.
I don’t think that I’m really feel comfortable making a list of the most significant Magic articles of all time as I have HUGE gaps in my knowledge. I think that the first magic article I ever read that wasn’t in a magazine with a priceguide was Zvi’s breakdown of the Top 8 decks of PT: New Orleans 2001 in one of the quarterly issues of Sideboard magazine and it took me a year or so before I started reading Sideboard.com (and a good while after that before Starcitygames.com entered my life). I never read the Dojo while it was active and have never had the opportunity to read Wakefield’s book. However, I would like to list my Top 5 favorite articles.
1: Who’s the Beatdown by MichaelJ
2: Jeff Cunningham’s “Untold Legends of the Million Dollar Magic: The Gathering Pro Tour” by Jeff Cunningham
3: Blessed: Pro Tour London 2005 *6th* by Tomi Walamies (my second favorite writer of all time; the first being MichaelJ, of course)
4: Stuck in the Middle with Bruce by John “Friggin’” Rizzo
5: Winning the Sideboard War by MichaelJ
For my list I wanted to recognize different kinds of influential with my various choices, so mine isn’t as spike-centric as some of the others, not that there’s anything wrong with that. Here’s what I sent Mike. (Nice guess Aten!)
1) Who’s the beatdown?
Surely the most influential and oft-referred to theory piece ever.
There’s nothing else I can point to that actually changed the way so many players think, and it’s understandable for *many* skill levels. I can’t think of any other philosophy article that translates *so well* from theory to practice.
2) Timmy, Johnny, and Spike
http://www.wizards.com/Magic/Magazine/Article.aspx?x=mtgcom/daily/mr11
The most influential article in terms of how players think of themselves. This forever changed how players see themselves, others, and how they feel about cards that they realize may not be made for them but are made for somebody.
An updated version from four years later can be found here:
http://www.wizards.com/Magic/Magazine/Article.aspx?x=mtgcom/daily/mr220
The quiz isn’t working right now (I’ll see how quickly I can get that into the technical queue) but the discussion after is more sophisticated, particularly for Timmy.
3) The New Pool Halls: Gambling and Magic http://web.archive.org/web/20001206085700/http://magic.mindripper.com/In
dex.cfm?ArticleID=43&SectionID=1&Show=All
The definitive lifestyle article and one that would influence pretty much all that came after it. Little known story, the first time Hacker sent this to me at Mindripper I had to turn it down due to stupid rules in place by my bosses at Mindripper (which was run by The National
Collector) and were the same people that brought you that godawful layout and color scheme. Thank god this got published despite those people!
4) Jamie Wakefield - “Tournament Reports”
http://www.amazon.com/Tournament-Reports-Magic-Gathering/dp/1556225792/r
ef=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1234205130&sr=8-1
The most influential “for the love of the game” writer. Aaron mentioned this one to me and I have to agree this is the best way to show what Wakefield was about. He wasn’t accomplishments, he was love of the game and showing that love in such a captivating way that you couldn’t help but get caught up yourself. This book more than any other I’ve read shows what the Jamie phenomena is all about.
5) Sean McKeown - RocketShoes
The most influential article to completely change a PT about to happen.
I haven’t tracked the article down in archive.org yet, but Sean McKeown wrote an article for Neutral Ground a bit before PT Tokyo that completely changed the event, shoving the red-green haste deck into the forefront and making Zvi’s “The Solution” possible while putting a nail into what would have been the format’s best deck, blue-black-red control. As I’ve claimed before, I’ve never seen one article make such a
*tremendous* impact on a pro tour, and it was particularly crazy for something like that to happen back then.
I haven’t found the article yet, but I reference it here as part of the story behind “The Solution”:
http://www.wizards.com/magic/Magazine/Article.aspx?x=mtgcom/daily/bd174
oh wow thanks for all those links Jon Becker…I can’t see why these guys would want to taunt you so much.
Do you know where I could find older links by John Shuler? Flores speaks very highly of him and Eric Taylor and I managed to find several old Taylor articles on that classicdojo link, but I couldn’t find anything from Shuler. Any help would be greatly appreciated.
If anyone else has any other links for older articles they find awesome, post them if it isn’t too much trouble I’d love to read them.
Thanks,
Andy
glad you liked them andy; I’ll try to track some shuler down, but it’s hard to find. I know I have “How I won Mid-Atlantic Regionals with my song of Blood deck”, and I’ll look for bye-bye Pyroblast.
I should definitely have listed Rosewater’s Timmy-Johnny-Spike article. Mark lives in such a different part of my brain … I’m quite tempted to argue that it’s more “significant” than even ‘Who’s the Beatdown.’
Also - Hacker’s Pool halls of magic belongs Top5, but when I did my ballot the hacker article i was contemplating was his Paris report, and it merely garnered an honorable mention. ‘Pool Halls’ is both awesome and was incredibly influential.
I was very much looking forward to the second round of voting as i knew my ballot would improve significantly based on this conversation. It’s pre-mature to crown a top 5 before round 2 of voting, in my opinion.
Randy
P.S. I’m glad i wasn’t the only one thinking of Forsythe … I wound up with him at honorable mention out of fear that I was overrating him due to our friendship.
Here’s the Rocket Shoes article that Scott’s talking about.
Mike — Below is a link to my favorite magic article of all time. I believe I already it mentioned to you either at States or at the Starcity 5k. I refer to this article before I play in any large tournament.
http://www.starcitygames.com/php/news/article/14992.html
I’m a bit surprised that Chapin only got one vote in the first round. Was Information Cascades not as good as I remember it being?
The plethora of good and hard to find links in this thread are freakin’ great, by the way. It’s enough to make me look forward to the Zvi book even more. Is there an estimated release date for that yet?
Podcasts of these great articles?
I was thinking that it would be really great to have podcasts of these great articles. Someone reading them in an audio book like format.
I love the top8 casts and listen to them multiple times but trying to relisten to a Morningtide set review is kind of pointless. But great articles like these they can be read and reread and disected. I know that it would be a great resource and it is the perfect kind of thing to have for travel. It is something that I would pay for.
I don’t know who “owns” these or if there is a problem that way but a simple audio recording of Who’s the Beatdown with our without discussion following would be a great.
I actually like my original ballot, but now that I’ve talked to 4 or 5 people and read all this I want my ballot to be 15 deep, not 5. The truth is that there are a LOT of great articles from a bunch of incredibly gifted minds that were churned out over the years. I have a 4 page word doc from the very first week I started editing SCG (2003) that detailed a bunch of (mostly) excellent, relevant theory articles, and that never even hinted at all the other work that was important/significant to the game like MaRo’s work or The Magic Show or Jamie/Rizzo/Alongi etc. All of that stuff matters too, as do the Tournament Reports, which Randy and I have discussed a number of times. We both feel concerned that so few good ones appear anymore (outside of Facebook at least) and I worry that it really does diminish the game somewhat in return. Yeah, it’s about “play the game, see the world.” But it’s also about take road trips with your friends, battle at PTQs/GPs, get drunk, party and tell stories and lies about what really happened.
Random other notes:
*I have all 3 of Hudnall’s tournament reports in my list of all-time favorites.
* I think the significant article concept unfortunately glosses over what may be the two most significant series of all time for Magic itself, which are Zvi’s stint on MTG.com and Magic Academy - both of which occurred far too late for this curmudgeonly crew.
* I find it incredibly ironic that The New Pool Halls (on my list) is so influential to almost everybody and yet a) it’s so incredibly short and b) You can’t find a fucking money draft at a PT to save your life these days. I know this because Dirk and Becker would not stop bitching about it post-Worlds. Nice work, Organized Play… make the boys grind for that extra PT point and ruin the best social element of the PT.
It’s also kind of cool that as busy as all the old guys tend to be these days, we can still make time to get nostalgic about the game and articles that - quite literally - changed our lives.
–Card Game
I’ve always considered Gary Wise’s Origins 1998 report to be the essential money draft article. Kinda ambivalent about Hacker’s article as a lifestyle piece or whatever. The pool hall analogy ran a bit deeper than just staying up late to draft and not much of it bears glorifying.
Oh, the ATM Report? Yeah, I liked that one a lot.
Excellent work and something totally new to me. Sometimes you forget how long little Timmy Aten was hanging around before he got his “Rising Star” card
I’d be pretty surprised if Tim has even heard of more than a couple of these. Maybe things changed after he started writing, but I don’t remember him ever reading Magic articles except to see if his name was mentioned in a tournament report or something.
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I believe you have to look at works in terms of context. Looking at it that way the short list is going to have be very short and concise articles full of pithiness. But it never works that ways does it?
OTOH, you don’t want like a math-like book that will teach you Calculus. Or do you want Beuhlers report when he won with Nerco in Chicago? That report wins the award for “Best tournament article to read before you go to sleep.”
The Mid-Atlantic Qualifiers “Song of Blood” deck deserves some kind of honorable mention. My detection meter, between true reporting and in this case a very good practical joke, was finely honed at that time. I read it word for word three times before I could decide and then decided to do it justice. I put it the real tournament reports section and let Shuler have his fun and glory. The next day I put a qualifier next to the title and people were still being fooled.
And although Hacker’s articles are the funniest and most outrageous (and influential), I feel Kibler’s Tie-Dyed report get short shrift.
Depending on what “Greatest” means there are so many by EDT that are going to fall just outside of that qualifies. I could explain why a lot of EDT’s work didn’t quite jell enough or why people didn’t understand Johnathon Wills, but they were the best theorists at the time.
I’ll just leave all with links to these two emails (I save all the emails I didn’t publish):
http://www.studebakerhorology.com/GAME150/dojo1.gif
http://www.studebakerhorology.com/GAME150/dojo2.gif
LOL Frank…email #2…I cannot get away from the horrors of Wollpert-Geddon no matter how much time passes. I pray Pikula never sees this.
I should kill Mike for writing such an email and contributing to the archive of badness.
I’m surprised none of Evan’s Magic Shows have been nominated. They deserve to be.
Mike
I’m glad Flores twittered about this or I wouldn’t have seen it. I agree that Mark’s articles are easy to overlook because they’re outside the strategic world that most Magic writing lives in, but Timmy/Johnny/Spike is probably #1 in my mind in terms of influential material written about Magic and perhaps even TCGs in general. It strikes me as very similar to the Bartle player profiles in terms of facilitating understanding of player motivations, which in turn gives a better sense of the community of the game in general - and that remains a major work in its genre many years and iterations later.
I’d have to think more about what my choices would be, though they’d likely look like a lot of what’s been mentioned already. I’m honored Frank mentioned my Toronto report, though I personally think Dragons and Deep Dish was my superior report - I suppose that was a bit after your time, though
PS I won a PTQ and I have the fever once again. Look out!
Get Big or Die Trying
Good stuff, keep it up.