Regionals Near Miss Report: Top 8
gcb | 11:09AM on Mon May 18 2009On Tuesday I was testing for Standard with Matt “Ferran Dynamo” Ferrando. We had all these tokens on the table and the combat phases felt like sealed deck, and I was just hating it.
So I called Jake Van Lunen, who often has some crazy idea up his sleeve. It turns out the crazy idea was already out there (Ferran Dynamo had heard about it that morning, but was keeping it from me!): play a bunch of Fogs and Howling Mines, and just pretend the combat phase doesn’t exist. I was in love.
I couldn’t find the list online, so I proxied up my own version. I played a few games with Ferran Dynamo and it worked exactly like I thought it would. When I saw the original list later that week I was unimpressed, and refined my own version. Here’s the maindeck I ran on Saturday:
4 Holy Day
4 Pollen Lullaby
4 Angelsong
4 Cryptic Command
3 Negate
3 Runed Halo
4 Howling Mine
4 Jace Beleren
4 Font of Mythos
4 Mind Stone
4 Mystic Gate
4 Adarkar Wastes
4 Arcane Sanctum
3 Reflecting Pool
3 Plains
4 Island
I did too little testing, and upon arriving at the site I heard everyone asking for Font of Mythos and Holy Day from the dealers, so my sideboard was a complete mess. I hadn’t the foggiest idea what my plan was against anyone, I just knew I needed some Forge-Tenders and Celestial Purges. I had singleton Platinum Angel, singleton Wrath of God, and even singleton Hoofprints of the Stag. I only squeezed in 2 Forge-Tenders. 2 Pithing Needle was a good addition, but mostly it was ugly.
Round 1 I got the mirror. My opponent drew too many cards off his own mines and whatnot one turn, so he got a gameloss– but the judge told us to finish that game as if it was game 2 after he put the extra card back. That’s a new one! I won game 3 on the back of drawing both my Forge-Tenders and dealing 18 with them. Seriously. Hoofprints finished the job.
Round 2 I beat a 5-color deck that seemed to have no plan against me at all. He killed all my Jace’s, but he was drawing first off Howling Mines, so…
Round 3 I cast my first fog effects of the day, and lost to Elementals. My lack of preperation was on full display as I forgot that Runed Halo didn’t protect Jace from attackers, and I learned that Elementals runs a maindeck Wispmare when it destroyed said Runed Halo at an inopportune time. I had another Runed Halo out naming “Banefire”, which of course isn’t in that deck.
Things turned around Round 4 as no opponent ever appeared. I watched a R/B burn mirror match and thought to myself, “I hope I don’t play against one of them next round.”
I didn’t, I rattled off some wins (finally getting to play against B/W tokens once, which is basically a bye), and was 6-1 needing one more win to top 8. I was paired against Alec Nevins, a good man whom I would normally root for. He was with B/W tokens. Next to us was another Fog v. B/W tokens, and if Fog won Alec and I could draw in.
During these matches, Osyp wandered over to watch. Someone must have been complaining about how stupid the Fog deck is because Osyp began to extrapolate on the beauties of the deck. It went something like this:
“I love that deck! If you’re a decent player, you can’t lose with it. I want to play it so much! It does my 2 favorite things in Magic, draw lots of cards and piss off your opponent!”
In the neighboring match, there was confusion about the timing of a Cryptic Command, and a pretty horrible ruling by the judge on the matter put the Fog player down a game (he would lose game 2 and force Alec & I to play it out). Osyp proceeded to chew out the judge, finishing ‘er off with: “If you had made that ruling against me, I would have gotten banned: on Monday morning on magicthegathering.com it would say, ‘Osyp Lebedowicz kills local judge.’”
In the midst of this performance, I had lost game 2 to a barrage of discard and a well-timed Austere Command, and was in game 3. Somehow, I hit a huge glut of not-fogs, and was bailed out by Alec forgeting to attack one turn (most of his guys were tapped from Pollen Lullaby clash, but he had enough power to kill me with the Marsh Flitter with tokens he had cast). Then, on the last turn I needed to fog, all I had was Cryptic Command. Naturally, I hit him with it and bounced his Mutavault, offering him the game on a plate if he would activate his ‘Vault, sac to Marsh Flitter, and fizzle my Command. He must have been distracted by Osyp’s antics, too, because he missed it.
On to the top 8, which (I’m told) was predominantly B/W tokens decks. Of course I got paired against the guy running Qasali Pridemage, Maelstrom Pulse, Tidehollow Sculler and Bloodbraid Elf, with Thoughtsieze in the ‘board. I pulled out game 1, just barely. Games 2 and 3 I had land-heavy hands, no Halo to protect me from Thoughtseizes or Scullers, no Pithing Needle to stop Pridemages, and couldn’t get a howling mine effect to stick through his removal. I ended both games with more than half the land in my deck in play, without every going halfway through my deck.
I was about 10 Total Rating points from q’ing that way, so if I can put in a decent showing in Seattle and the LCQ’s at Honolulu, maybe I’ll be at Nationals yet…
The Fog deck is great. It changes the rules and makes life very difficult for anyone who is unprepared. However, I don’t think anyone is going to be unprepared anymore. Aside from me…
-gcb


